Chris Pratt Unveils Epic ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2’ Poster
Chris Pratt unveiled the movie poster for “Guardians of The Galaxy: Volume 2” Wednesday and promised fans that it will be the “greatest movie” ever.
“On May 5th the greatest movie in the history of movies is coming,” the 37-year-old actor and star of the highly anticipated sequel wrote in a lengthy statement on Facebook. (RELATED: WATCH: New ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy: Volume 2’ Trailer Dropped [VIDEO])
“There has never been and will never again be a movie like this,” Pratt wrote. “Seriously. Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We’re much better. Seriously. Our movie just tested at over one million points. Rotten tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh.” (RELATED: Watch First Trailer For ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy: Volume 2’ [VIDEO])
“It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady,” he added. “This movie will fry your brains and lift your spirits. James Gunn will be elected president of the world. They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure.”
“May 5th will become a national holiday,” he continued. “Everyone will get pregnant. Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life. Which unlike some movies might tell you, is actually a really good thing. Because they won’t flip out and kill people instead they’ll be your awesome pets. So basically get your tickets as soon as you can. Don’t be the only person on the planet who doesn’t see this movie. Humbly, Starlord.”