Anastasia Ashley Surfing In A Bikini Certainly Isn’t The Worst Thing On The Internet

David Hookstead | Contributor

Anastasia Ashley is bikini clad at the beach, and per usual, she left the one-piece at home.

Instead, she opted for a bikini to carve up the waves. Obviously, this is the kind of excellence we’ve come out to expect out of Ashley.

Obviously I’m happy with the fact Ashley seems to be one of the main women behind ditching the ridiculous trend of one-piece swimsuits. It’s absolutely horrible, and a civilized society can’t tolerate our models and female athletes wearing one-piece swimsuits.

Glad to have Ashley on the woke as hell team of ditching one-pieces in favor of the far superior bikini. Well done, well done indeed.

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