Daenerys’ Sex Scene With Jon Snow Was Very Underwhelming
Last night we all got to experience the most hyped sex scene in the history of television between Jon Snow and Daenerys on “Game of Thrones.”
The scene has been years in the making, and fans of the show couldn’t wait another episode for the inevitable.
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Game Of Thrones 7×07 “Daenerys & Jon Snow Boat Scene”#GOT #GameOfThrones #GOTs7 #GameOfThronesFinale pic.twitter.com/6DtP3Za7uE
— Tube News (@otubenews) August 28, 2017
Predictably, the internet exploded as soon as the scene got underway.
And the pick-up line of year goes to…
Daenerys Targaryen: “I can’t have children.”
Jon Snow: “Have you even tried?”#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/unsmbeVe6F
— A Sultan Battery (@LiianVarus) August 28, 2017
Daenerys: I can’t get pregnant.
Jon Snow: U just ain’t been with the right one, baby.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) August 28, 2017
Jon Snow is Aegon Targaryen & he just had sex with his aunt Daenerys Targaryen and tbh, I’m totally here for it. Sue me. pic.twitter.com/E6zAYAKqjM
— Tatiana Targaryen. (@PureAmbitions) August 28, 2017
The scene was great for the story, but if we’re being honest, it was very underwhelming. This is the MOST HYPED SEX SCENE IN HISTORY, and it was extremely vanilla. Look, before all you losers jump down my throat about the “love making,” I understand why the writers wrote it that way.
However, we’re just not being serious if we pretend it lived up to the hype. These two have had so much insane sexual tension that it oozes off of the television. What were the viewers left with? Jon rolling on top of Dany for all of five seconds.
I won’t get into specifics, but I’m pretty confident we all expected more. Such a huge opportunity wasted. Having said that, we have all of season eight to give this another shot.
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