‘#IfFootballDidntExist’ Is Trending On Twitter And It’s A Doomsday Scenario
My life flashed before my eyes this morning when I logged onto Twitter and saw #IfFootballDidntExist trending.
I really contemplated whether or not life would even be worth living. I still haven’t found an answer for that question.
I did find plenty of hilarious, sad, and really dumb takes on what the world would be like without football.
#IfFootballDidntExist Men would have to talk to their wives and girlfriends in the winter
— Dan (@Dan081275) August 29, 2017
#IfFootballDidntExist a lot of chickens would still have their wings
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) August 29, 2017
#IfFootballDidntExist we would get paid millions to do our jobs. pic.twitter.com/T6JgC5ehNZ
— Lisa Leyrer (@Lisaley) August 29, 2017
#IfFootballDidntExist, being under center would be a sexual position. pic.twitter.com/OPygQB6KID
— Max (@maxpick) August 29, 2017
#IfFootballDidntExist Joe Montana would sound like a porn name.
— Luke, Cool (@LukeWheeler01) August 29, 2017
I don’t even want to know what America would look like without football. Who would drink the beer? Who would grill at the tailgates? Would there even be tailgates anymore? I am sickened by the mere suggestion. Not on my watch, America. Not now, not tomorrow, not ever will I allow football to go away.
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