Yet Again, Americans Pointlessly Obsess Over The British Royal Family
Americans who are fascinated with the British royal family make absolutely no sense.
Kate Middleton, who is married to Prince William, is pregnant for the third time. Naturally, it didn’t take long before the news was everywhere.
Here’s my main question, why would anybody in America care at all what other people across the ocean are doing? Have these people never heard about the Revolutionary War? It’s a timeless tale about the greatest military in the world getting its ass handed to them by a bunch of ticked off farmers with bad muskets and pitchforks. I’m pretty confident America stopped officially caring about the British leadership sometime around 1776.
They worship a royal family, and this entire country was founded on the idea we’d never have a royal family. As a freedom-loving American, I simply can’t endorse this nonsense, and we shouldn’t celebrate it.
Congrats on the sex and getting pregnant again. Let me know when they do something that’s actually newsworthy or interesting.
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