‘November Criminals’ Is Possibly One Of The Worst Movie Trailers Ever Made

David Hookstead | Reporter

The trailer for the upcoming film “November Criminals” was released late Monday, and it’s one of the worst movie trailers ever released to the public.

The plot of the film, according to IMDB, is, “A teenager takes on his own investigation of a murder in Washington D.C.”


I love movies. I’m as big of a movie guy as you can get, so I have a pretty solid sense of what’s going to be good and what’ll be bad. I’m going hard on this film that it’s going to suck.

Who is really going to believe this dork is going to solve a murder mystery?

(Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International)

LONDON, ENGLAND – OCTOBER 09: Ansel Elgort attends the After Party of Paramount Pictures “Men, Women & Children” at Asia de Cuba on October 9, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International)

I have a pretty big imagination, but not even my mind can conceive of a world where that guy is going to enter the criminal underworld to find a killer. It’s just not going to happen.

It’s also a shame this movie looks so bad because because Chloe Grace Moretz is in it. How do you fail when you have Moretz on screen? Easiest formula for success ever, and somehow it looks like it went sideways.

The film also looks like it’s going to take itself way to serious, and at the same time, attempt to push some narrative of how police think all black people are gang members. Yawn.

Maybe the trailer is just awful and the movie won’t be too terrible. But I’m not holding my breath that the previous statement will turn out to be the most likely scenario.

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