There’s Nothing More American Than Combining Beer And Topless Models
Model Emily Sears made it clear Wednesday that there might not be too many things better combined than topless models and beer.
Everybody knows America is all about beer. We drink it at every single excuse we can find or create. Obviously, the best excuse is it being football season or college basketball season. Sometimes we just have to settle for it being a hot summer day or a cold winter night. Any of these reasons is totally legit. (SLIDESHOW: All The Times Lindsey Pelas Stripped Down On Instagram)
We also all know that everybody in America loves models. That’s day one stuff. I love models so much that I even called for President Trump to use Delta Force to protect models. (SLIDESHOW: This Model Appears Allergic To Wearing Clothes)
This is why Sears blew away the internet when she posted a photo of herself topless while holding to large mugs of beer. (This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
Ladies and gentlemen, we might just have reached the peak of the internet. (SLIDESHOW: These Are The Sexiest Women On Instagram)
I’m officially declaring that there is nothing better than the combination of beer and models. It’s been decided. (SLIDESHOW: Sara Underwood Really Hates Wearing Clothes On Instagram)
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