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The Two Bros Defending Your Right To Throw A House Party Are Back

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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America’s greatest bros are still refusing to give up their fight to stop tyranny in this country.

John Parr and Tom Allen, aka JT and Chad, returned to a Los Angeles city council meeting to continue their crusade against the city’s attempt to ban Beverly Hills house parties.

Last week, the two of them gave passionate speeches about why they should be allowed to rage. It sounded like it was coming straight out of the mouths of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

Unfortunately, they were cut off, but don’t have any fear because they have some more great points.

Chad pointed out you can’t go to the clubs because there are too many people there with fedoras and v-necks. JT opined that America should just “take a moment to stop and chug.”

I love these two guys. They’re the heroes this great country needs. They see oppression and are racing against the clock to stop it from taking over America.

What type of country are we living in if I can’t throw a house party? You know where else you can’t throw a house party? Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Iran and the territory held by ISIS. Do we want to roped in with those groups?

Crack open a cold one tonight in honor of these brave heroes. They’ve certainly earned it.

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