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There’s Nothing More American Than A Santa Outfit Combined With A Machine Gun

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Christmas might just be behind us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate a man in a Santa suit rocking a machine gun.

Popular Instagram account “Curves N Combatboots” posted a photo of an unidentified man in combat gear and a Santa suiting ripping shots down range. He appears to be firing an M60 machine gun, which does nothing but scream America.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m all in on Santa carrying a machine gun. It’s a dangerous world out there, and you have to be prepared to deal with any threat that might present itself.

There’s zero chance I would get into a sleigh without at least one weapon and several magazines of ammunition. It’s just not worth the risk.

This picture is also awesome because we all know the American military is as badass as it can get, and it managed to bring Christmas into the equation. The terrorists are running around trying to oppress people while dodging our airstrikes the best they can. Meanwhile, the United States are firing off machine guns while in Santa suits. This is why we will always win and the bad guys will always lose. It’s simply science.

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