Ladies and gentlemen, Sara Underwood finally provided the world with the take we all desperately needed about the false nuclear missile alarm in Hawaii.
The false alarm is dominating conversations these days. I must have spent no less than several hours talking about it throughout Monday. It’s just a fascinating topic. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
However, I’m man enough to admit that my takes, opinions and words of wisdom aren’t nearly as deep as Underwood’s. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
She posted a photo of herself Monday night in a skimpy bikini and captioned it, “A sunset dip on Oahu… which I’m very relieved didn’t actually get hit by a ballistic missile.” (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
You read that second part correctly. This isn’t a joke at all. (SLIDESHOW: All The Times Lindsey Pelas Stripped Down On Instagram)
This right here might be the greatest post of 2018, and I don’t mean that as a joke. I love Underwood’s work, so don’t interpret this as a slam against her. It’s not at all. (This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
I just find it hilarious that most of the world is freaking out, we’re out here holding news conferences, the media is acting like we almost actually got into a war yesterday and Underwood is out here posting bikini photos. (SLIDESHOW: 62 Times Emily Sears Stripped Down On Instagram)
That’s the difference between the lamestream media and models. The lamestream media just want to go nuts and cause more chaos. Models want us to remain calm and celebrate with bikini photos. I’ll take the latter option every single day of the week. (SLIDESHOW: This Model Appears Allergic To Wearing Clothes)