MTV’s ‘Ex On The Beach’ Might Be The Dumbest Show Ever Created

David Hookstead | Reporter

MTV might have successfully created the dumbest show in human history with “Ex on the Beach.”

The plot of the show is, “Eight single guys and girls head to the beach looking for love. However one by one, their idea of a holiday romance will be ruined as their ex’s turn up.”

I saw an ad for this today as I was grinding it out creating content, and I thought it was a comedy central parody. Nope. It’s very real.

Who watches this crap? Seriously, who the hell would waste their time with this? It’s so stupid.

Here’s the biggest plot hole with this whole concept. Who cares if your ex shows up? Am I supposed to believe that grown adults are not capable of being around their ex without instantly having sex with them? Seems a bit unlikely. Look, maybe I’m just not an attractive enough dude to understand. I’ve just never had a problem with a woman coming around and all hell breaking loose for no apparent reason.

I’m not even against MTV. “Buckwild” was entertaining as hell. My college roommates used to crush beers watching that show for fun, but this crap isn’t going to fly. Do better, MTV. Do better.

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