People Are Not Happy With My Take On Plus-Size Models. These Are The Best Reactions
As usual, I set the internet on fire with a recent take about plus-size models.
I called out Sports Illustrated Monday for continuing to push plus-size models on us like it’s a very normal occurrence. Again, it’s not. The fans aren’t here for larger models. They’re here for the smoke shows and not much else.
Plus, being overweight isn’t healthy. Don’t these people care about being healthy? Anyway, I spent a few minutes laughing my ass off at some of the reactions. They’re honestly pretty good. Check out a few of the best below. (RELATED: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED IS STILL PUSHING PLUS-SIZE MODELS ON US. WHEN WILL IT END? [PHOTO])
The Daily Caller, a normal website pic.twitter.com/UZKAYCzPSL
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) July 9, 2018
I found the main problem with your “get a supermodel to validate me” game: pic.twitter.com/8embzb2jV8
— Joe American (@AmericanJoe14) July 9, 2018
Didn’t Steve Carrell play him in a movie once?
— FroYo’gSoftserve (@FroyogSoftserve) July 9, 2018
— Irish Pogromist (@DSA_AOK_USA_BJ) July 9, 2018
Says the dude who looks like the 40 year old virgin
— JuanElway (@JuanElway) July 9, 2018
If this Hookstead loser wasn’t so pathetic, this would be funny. Hey, Hookstead, the monthly incel circle jerk is at Stephen Miller’s tomorrow night at 8:00.
— David Sebastian Campos (@JLamarCrabbe) July 9, 2018
Glad to see you’re still a douchebag catering to other douchebags, acting as if your opinion is important, incisive, or informed. Instead you just sound like a whiney bitch who would rather date robots than real women.
— Life As A Nomad (@life_as_a_nomad) July 10, 2018
Polo, khakis and 1978 Nike knockoffs, aka Heaven’s Gate casual.
— Mike Billips (@mbillips) July 10, 2018
It never gets old. Watching people freak out over the simplest of things is one of the small things in life that gives me a ton of joy. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
Some of these people are honestly too dumb to realize they’re being played. I realize this Will Sommer character is paid to “write a newsletter about conservative media.” He’s just a man doing a job. He’s taking a shot at the big dogs. I don’t blame him. Everybody has to put food on the table. If coming for me can feed him, then I’ll handle it. Props to me for getting this guy through. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
All I’d ask is whether or not he thinks obesity is okay. Is it okay to be unhealthy? Is it okay to be overweight? Is it okay to change normal standards for health? (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
People want to accuse me of hating women. That’s obviously not true. Nobody loves women more than me. I love them so much that I want them all to be healthy. A younger David Hookstead would say shame on all these fools who don’t agree. But I’m more mature these days. I don’t need to rub it in when people are clearly wrong. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
I’ll just keep doing what I do best, which is dominating the internet. I’m just over here turning out views and readers like I’m the Treasury Department printing money. It’s a hell of a life to be living. Shoutout to Will for always checking in. Always great to hear from one of our most devoted readers!