Read This Insane Ad For A Videographer For Wedding Night Sex
A British couple apparently thought it’d be a genius idea to put out an ad for somebody to film them having sex on their wedding night.
You read that line above correctly. I’m not kidding one bit here. They were even willing to pay around £3,700 for two hours of filming from 1 a.m. to 3 a.m. after the wedding, according to The New York Post. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
The ad states in part:
Both myself and my fiancé believe that your wedding day shouldn’t just be limited to a day and actually your wedding night is just as important. Since we got engaged we’ve both been in agreement that we want a videographer to film our wedding night, but unfortunately we haven’t been able to find anyone willing, or who we’ve felt comfortable enough around. We originally asked our day videographer to do it, but he said he didn’t feel comfortable doing it and that it wasn’t something he’d done before. Obviously, we know that this is a bit of a weird request, but we just really don’t want to forget any moments from our day, or night, which is why we want everything on tape.
Yeah, I’m going to have to smash the pass button on this idea. Call me old school, but I really don’t think you should want people watching you have sex with your wife, especially on your wedding night. Plus, you could always just set up cameras and lighting by yourself. Might not be as professional, but at least you’d get your privacy. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
This whole idea to me is just bad all the way around. First off, isn’t your wedding night supposed to be private? Last time I checked, it’s considered an extremely important night for a couple. I’ve never been married, but I feel like that’s simply common sense.
Finally, let’s just all be honest with each other. Most of us probably look pretty damn bad naked. I can only speak for myself, but I’m not sure I need a high-definition camera zooming in on my old beer belly during a sexual encounter. I know you all think you’re stallions that look great without your clothes on. Here’s a simple reality check. The vast majority of people look better with clothes on than clothes off. You’re a fool if you think I’m wrong on this one.
This couple should just stick to normal wedding-night sex like everybody else. There’s no need to get weird about it.