Science Proves That Conservatives Are More Attractive – WINNING!

David Hookstead | Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief

Science has now apparently proven that conservatives are more attractive on average.

The New York Post reported the following from the study:

A person’s looks affect their politics, with beautiful people leaning toward conservative beliefs, according to findings published by two Midwestern professors.

Good-looking Americans tend to get more credit and admiration than they probably deserve, thanks to their attractiveness, thus steering their political beliefs.

Do you hear that noise off in the distance? That’s the sound of me winning. What a day. What a wild day. I woke up this morning just expecting to cruise through another day of dominating the internet. It was supposed to just be business as usual, and now I find out that science proves my kind is better looking.

I’m a conservative/libertarian dude. I like guns, beer, low taxes and the freedom to do just about whatever I want. Apparently these viewpoints now make me more attractive. Who would have guessed it?

My blue eyes are already legendary, even to the point that some have speculated they inspired a couple Taylor Swift. However, the rest leaves a bit to be desired. My appetite for beer, Mountain Dew and lack of exercise has given me a bit of a “paunch” stomach, as some people have told me.

Well, guess what? I now have science on my side. Doesn’t really matter if I’m in shape or not. All that matters is that I’m a big Bill of Rights guy, and I should be just fine with the women. At least that’s how I’m hoping this works.

Also, have to love the line in there,”Good-looking Americans tend to get more credit and admiration than they probably deserve, thanks to their attractiveness, thus steering their political beliefs.”

Um, duh? Of course attractive people get more credit. That’s part of life.

David Hookstead

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