Turns Out Stormy Daniels’ Attacker Doesn’t JUST Look Like Tom Brady
A sketch of the man who allegedly threatened Stormy Daniels was made public Tuesday and Twitter is having a field day.
The unidentified man purportedly bombarded Stormy Daniels when she was getting out of her car with her daughter in Las Vegas, sometime around 2011. Daniels claims he didn’t necessarily attack her, but he did say something along the lines of “It’d be a shame if something happened to her mom,” and pointed to her infant.
So Tuesday, Daniels and her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, revealed a sketch of the alleged threatener on “The View.”
Here’s the sketch of the man Stormy Daniels says threatened her several years ago over Trump claims pic.twitter.com/RTrs1wcFsl
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) April 17, 2018
But for some very strange and unidentifiable reason, not many people are taking this sketch seriously. Instead, everyone’s poking fun at the absurdity of the situation by drawing comparisons to famous people. And, as is standard these days, it’s all taking place on Twitter.
First, people thought the attacker looked like Tom Brady. Lots of them.
Stormy Daniels sketch of man who threatened her in 2011…and Tom Brady in 2011. pic.twitter.com/oRCyDLVSSr
— Matt Viser (@mviser) April 17, 2018
Like… don’t even try to tell me that’s not Tom Brady in Stormy’s sketch pic.twitter.com/3cqV0pu5AW
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 17, 2018
“That thing we talked about with the thing. You know the thing in Vegas? It’s done. The thing is done” pic.twitter.com/RJya6iL2sK
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 17, 2018
Some saw a former US Olympian, who police haven’t seen in years.
Baffled police say that no one has seen this man in years pic.twitter.com/Mt1MoOAtoz
— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) April 17, 2018
Others saw a variety of famous blondes with impressive heads of hair.
Why would Jon Bon Jovi threaten Stormy Daniels?? pic.twitter.com/qQ5KM0ZJ2T
— (@NicCageMatch) April 17, 2018
— Eliot Nelson (@eliotnelson) April 17, 2018
What the Person Who You Think Is the Stormy Daniels Harasser Says About You. pic.twitter.com/j5Xw8CsUxm
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) April 17, 2018
The Stormy Daniels guy looks like he was sent from the future to rescue Sarah Connor and then got really sidetracked pic.twitter.com/6A5w1iYozw
— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) April 17, 2018
Still others saw her ex.
..looks like her ex-husband Glendon Crain. pic.twitter.com/ZhJvldhyIp
— Rena Kinner (@Bobbipenut) April 17, 2018
Quite honestly, I’m not surprised these shenanigans are taking place on Twitter. I am surprised, however, that nobody’s drawn any comparisons to this guy.
— Nick Walden Poublon (@NWPinPDX) April 17, 2018
Nobody else sees this? Just me? Everybody’s entitled to their own opinions.
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