Woman’s Viral Tweet About Dad Bodies Will Have Guys Everywhere Cheering
A viral tweet about dad bodies has put a major smile on my face.
As many of you know, I chose the dad bodies lifestyle years ago. I chose a life dedicated to sports (watching), beer, red meat, good food, a lack of exercise and pretty much just being an overall badass. There have been plenty of critics, but I won’t back down. Lots of good men fought for our freedom to eat as much red meat as we want to. That’s what America is all about. (RELATED: SMOKE ROOM STATE OF THE UNION: We Might Have Had The Greatest Week In Company History)
So, you can imagine my joy when I saw this morning a viral tweet from Grace Fisher that read:
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod.
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod
— Grace Fisher (@_gracellen) June 4, 2018
As one woman told me in the office moments ago, she “generally” agrees with this take from Fisher. Well, I agree with it 100 percent of the time. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
That’s right, I didn’t choose to have a dad body out of laziness. I did it because I care so much about women, and I want women to be happy. What type of society are we living in when men are so selfish that they have abs instead of a soft tummy for a woman to lay on? Shame on all you men in the gym. You clearly don’t give a damn about what a woman wants.
And yes, before you have to ask, I am funnier than pretty much ever other dude you’re going to meet. Is it because I’m fat? I don’t know. Maybe. I’m not ruling it out.
I think the major takeaway here is that I’m simply a bigger women’s rights advocate because I have sacrificed my abs in order to please women. Props to me? Hell yeah, props to me.