Identical Twin Brothers Marry Identical Twin Sisters. Seems Like A Recipe For Trouble

David Hookstead | Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief

Twin sisters Brittany and Brianna Deane recently married fellow twins Josh and Jeremy Salyers.

People Magazine reported:

Identical twin sisters Brittany and Briana Deane have long dreamed of marrying identical twin brothers. Now, their childhood wish has come true.

On Saturday, Brittany and Briana (now Salyers), 32, wed Josh and Jeremy Salyers, 34, in a joint ceremony at the 2018 Twins Days Festival in Twinsburg, Ohio — where they first met a year ago. The couples were married by identical twin ministers in the ceremony themed “Twice Upon a Time.”

You can see some pictures of the couples below. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

I hate to be a negative person here, but this opportunity seems ripe for somebody to do a little wife swapping without anybody realizing. I mean, again I hate to plant a seed of doubt, but what is going to happen if one these four grows a little bored and is looking for trouble? How will they ever be able to know?

True story, I knew some twins that used to swap classes so one could test for the other. It was highly entertaining. What if these sisters are diabolical? Lord only knows what could happen. Here’s a perfect example, if one wife wants to know dirt on her husband, she’d have to simply pose as the other sister to get information from her brother-in-law. How come nobody thinks of this stuff other than me?

The things I would do if I had a twin are honestly unlimited. I would abuse the situation to an unbelievable level. Look, I already have a ginormous brain. Now, imagine if there was another person with my big brain walking around. We’d probably own the world. I obviously wouldn’t cheat, but you’re out of your mind if you think I would manipulate the situation to gain information.

I hate to predict problems down the road, but I can envision more than I can count with this little marriage situation.

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