Bikini-Clad Woman Chugs A Beer After Slamming It Against Her Head. Is She A Hero? [VIDEO]
Ladies and gentlemen, we may have found our next national hero at The Smoke Room.
Barstool Sports recently posted a video of a woman on a paddleboard catching a beer, slamming it against her head and then chugging it. Naturally, it didn’t take long at all for the video to blow up. It’s been viewed more than three million times so far. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
So, are we thinking hero or not? I’m leaning toward an absolute yes. Any person, male or female, who can snag a beer like that and proceed to crush it in the fashion she did is a superstar in my book. (RELATED: IS IT ANTI-AMERICAN TO HATE SHOWER BEERS?)
Hell, I’m honestly not sure if I could have made that snag, and keep in mind, some people have told me I have NFL hands. Props to me for being humble enough to admit this woman might have beer hands. Most men never would.
I don’t know who is going to wife this woman up, but there must be a line a mile long. Everybody loves beer and we all love women. Combine the two, and I think you’ve found yourself the woman of your dreams.
As for all the people out there who say this isn’t very “ladylike,” I’d like to promptly inform you all to get lost. There is no place for any of you in our society. On the other hand, women who love beer, bikinis and football are welcome every single day of the week.