Millennials Are Ruining Hooters Because They’re Less Interested In Boobs. Sad!

David Hookstead | Reporter

Millennials and their declining interest in boobs has caused some problems for Hooters.

Business Insider reported the following:

Millennials are less interested in breasts than their elders.

People from the age of 18 to 24 are 19-percent less likely to search for breasts on pornographic website Pornhub compared to all other age groups, according to an analysis conducted by the website.

For “breastaurants” like Hooters and Twin Peaks, a loss of interest in breasts is bad for business. The number of Hooters locations in the United States  has dropped by more than 7 percent  from 2012 to 2016, and sales have stagnated, according to industry reports.

How is this possible? Honestly, how is this possible? Millennials suck, and there’s no question about it. They’ve now ruined Hooters! Are you kidding me? What is wrong with my generation that we hate boobs?

Do you think the men who stormed the beaches of Normandy and beat the Nazis hated boobs? I highly doubt it. Hooters represents everything that’s right with America. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

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This just makes me weep for the future of our country. This country was built on hard work, good looking women, great food, beer, sports and spending time with the guys. What else does Hooters represent if not all those values? (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

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Honestly, if you hate boobs, I suggest you find a different country to live in. There’s no place for you here in America. This is a pro-boob country. In America, we support and celebrate good looking women. Last time I checked, we don’t live in Saudi Arabia or Iran. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

Shape up, millennials. We all need to do much better.

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