One College Running Back Is By Far The Best In America. Prepare For SEC Fans To Cry

David Hookstead | Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief

Wisconsin running back Jonathan Taylor is blowing away the competition through two weeks of the college football season.

He’s got 398 yards and five touchdowns so far, both of which are top in America.

Ah, do you hear that sound off in the distance? That’s the sound of all my haters and critics having to loudly swallow the fact that everything I said about Taylor in the offseason has been accurate. The man has been a beast. Did you see anybody from the SEC at the top of those lists? How about the Big 12 or ACC? I think that’d be a big fat no. (RELATED: THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL WORLD SHOULD FEAR WISCONSIN FOR ONE SIMPLE REASON)

How bad does it taste? Some people would say that I should be humble, but as I’ve often argued, it’s not bragging if you’re sticking to the facts. Stanford running back Bryce Love, the man everybody anointed the Heisman winner before the season started, has less than two hundred yards and only one touchdown through two games. It’s almost like there are men who live up to the hype, and then there are men that hype creates. (RELATEDSEC FANS DON’T LIKE TO USE FACTS WHEN DISCUSSING COLLEGE FOOTBALL)


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Enjoy the tears, SEC fans. I’m sure they taste great. I can’t wait to watch the meltdown on the way when he wins the Heisman. That should be absolutely epic.

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