Editorial

REPORT: America Is Facing A Potential Cookie Shortage Ahead Of Christmas

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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America is facing a gigantic national crisis, and it involves cookies!

According to the New York Post, the USA is facing a potential cookie shortage as we head into the holidays. Yes, that’s correct, folks! (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)

America is facing a short of delicious cookies.

According to the report from the New York Post, Pepperidge Farms is facing potential shortages of the popular Milano and Chessman cookies.

Since the start of the coronavirus pandemic, consumption of cookies is believed to be up 25%, according to Top Data.

When is 2020 finally just going to chill the hell out and leave us alone? Our sports have been impacted, life has come to a grinding halt and the virus has now come for cookies.

Not even cookies are safe during the coronavirus pandemic! How the hell am I supposed to celebrate Christmas without cookies?

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Cookies are one of the few sweets that I actually enjoy eating and allow myself to eat these days. Nothing hits the spot like a great chocolate chip cookie.

Apparently, there’s going to anarchy out in the streets as we fight each other for the last snickerdoodle cookie in the country.

Send in the military, activate whatever national stockpiles we might have and do whatever else is necessary. We must survive this crisis and thrive during the holidays!

H/T: Barstool Sports